Here we have the first issue of NFL Super Pro. It's about a crime fighting football star, which is ridiculous in and of itself, but add Spiderman and it definitely goes up a notch. The ads inside were of a caliber beyond comprehension:
Wow kids! 1-900-xmen is only $1.75 for the first minute! And your mom told you all that X-men knowledge was useless. You could win the trivia-off with Magneto and prove her wrong. She might be impressed, at least until the phone bill comes.
Golly, I sure wish I had $17 so that I could join the Bo Jackson fan club.
Moving on to the next issue, here we have Spiderman fighting illiteracy - through time and space! If only it was possible bruise up illiteracy. There's even a letter inside from Barbara Bush. She says that if you have trouble reading this comic, you should get reading help. But I was just looking at the pictures.
Here's Spiderman, robbed of his beautiful youth. And who should have his youthful hotness but the Vulture!? The Vulture, lady scavenger.
